Total Medals Earned: 97 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 965 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/125 points)
Get a combo of 15 or more
Get an S-Rank or higher in Crouching Tiger
Get an S Rank or Higher in Enter Yasuke
Get an S-Rank or higher in plan and execution
Medals Earned: 1/15 (50/840 points)
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 11/16 (60/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
"There's nobody here."
Uh oh!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
Enter the subspace
View and visit all artist profiles
View all enemies and bosses
Medals Earned: 26/41 (355/1,000 points)
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Make the cursor fabulous
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